Trump Blames Obama, Americans Blame Beer


THERE’S SO MUCH GOING ON WITH THE CORONAVIRUS, GENESIS REUNITE BEING, AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT, JOE BIDEN HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD. SUPER TUESDAY WAS LIKE EASTER SUNDAY FOR JOE BIDEN WHO STAGED THE BIGGEST COME BACK SINCE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. HE WON TEN STATES, INCLUDING TEXAS AND MASSACHUSETTS WHERE HE WASN’T EXPECTED TO DO WELL. HE NOW HAS MORE DELEGATES THAN ANY DEMOCRAT AND BIDEN REVEALED HE IS ALSO THE BANANA ON THE MASKED SINGER, SO THAT’S, IT WASN’T ALL GREAT NEWS FOR YOE. IMMEDI THE VERY FIRST MOMENT OF HIS CELEBRATION SPEECH WAS MARRED BY THIS.>>THEY DON’T CALL IT SUPER TUESDAY FOR NOTHING! BY THE WAY, THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER VALERIE, AND I’M JILL’S HUSBAND. OH, NO. THEY WITCHED ON ME. THIS IS MY WIFE, THIS IS MY SISTER. THEY WITCSWITCHED ON ME.>>Jimmy: I HOPE THEY DON’T MIX UP THE HOTEL ROOM KEYS, BECAUSE — OH, BOY. IT WAS A LOCKERSHOCKER OF THE D BERNIE SANDERS. A LOT OF PEOPLE WAITED UNTIL THE LAST SECOND TO DECIDE, IT WAS LIKE A WEDDING CEREMONY ON “LOVE IS BLIND.” IN CALIFORNIA, LINES WERE, SOME VOTERS HERE IN LOS ANGELES WAITED THREE HOURS TO VOTE, AND IF I’M WAITING IN LINE FOR THREE HOURS, I BETTER GET A POPEYE’S CHICKEN SANDWICH AT THE END OF IT. THIS IS IS WWHAT IT WAS LIKE IN SACRAMENTO LAST NIGHT WHERE ONE UNLUCKY DAD LEARNED THE VALUE OF THE WORDS “VOTE BY MAIL.”>>YOU’RE AT THE END OF THE LINE.>>YEAH.>>WHAT AN HONOR.>>HOLD ON, DAD, I’M ON THE NEWS. I’M TRYING TO GET HIM TO COME VOTE.>>IT CLOSES IN TWO MINUTES.>>NEVER MIND.>>Jimmy: COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE THAT PUT TULSI GABBARD OVER THE TOP. IT’S ESSENTIALLY A TWO-MAN CONTEST, JOE AND BERNIE FIGHTING FOR THE NOMINATION LIKE IT’S THE LAST BOWL OF JELL-O AT THE SENIOR CENTER. ISN’T YOUR LATE 70s A WEIRD TIME TO START A NEW JOB? THE ONLY JOB YOU SHOULD START IN YOUR 70s IS WALMART GREETER. WE ALREADY HAVE A RULE THAT YOU CAN’T BE YOUNGER THAN 35 TO BE PRESIDENT. I THINK CONGRESS NEEDS TO CAP THAT, TOO, AT AGE 70. PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON, NO ONE EXPECTED TO LIVE UNTIL AGE 78. THE AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY WAS 35 THEN. BACK IN 1789, THEY MADE THE MINIMUM AGE TO BE PRESIDENT 35. MAYBE THEY DIDN’T WANT A PRESIDENT, I DON’T KNOW. BY THE WAY, WHY IS THE MINIMUM AGE 35 IN IF WE WANT SOMEBODY WHO’S 33 AND GREAT, WE CAN’T HAVE THAT PERSON IS? JESUS DIED AT 33. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN INELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I DON’T KNOW. I FEEL LIKE THE REASON THAT WE GO FOR THE OLD WHITE GUYS IS BECAUSE WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP, WE WERE TOLD THAT’S WHAT GOD LOOKED LIKE. AND NOW, BECAUSE OF HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BARACK OBAMA, JOE BIDEN IS VERY POPULAR WITH AFRICAN-AMERICANS, AND BERNIE, ONE OF THE REASONS HE WAS THIAB TO DO SO WELL IS HE’S STRONG WITH LATINOS. PRESIDENT TRUMP THIS AFTERNOON DEMONSTRATED HIS POWERFUL COMMAND OF ESPANOL.>>ALSO HERE THIS AFTERNOON IS IS MIGUEL GUTIERREZ. I I’D LIKE TO ASK MIGUEL TO COME UP AND GIVE US YOUR STORY.>>Jimmy: ALL’S MIG-WELL THAT ENDS MIG-WELL. IT’S NOT LIKE A COMMON NAME. GUILLERMO, HOW MANY GUYS DO YOU KNOW NAMED MIGUEL?>>Guillermo: ONLY ONE.>>Jimmy: SEE? AND’S FROM THERE. OUR PRESIDENT ALSO KEPT BUSY ON TWITTER. HE POSTED A PICTURE OF MIKE BLOOMBERG LICKING HIS FINGERS WHILE EATING PIZZA. HE WROTE, DON’T LICK YOUR DIRTY FINGERS, BOTH UNSANITARY AND DANGEROUS TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS. I THINK HE’S SURPRISED THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH TO LICK. I WANT TO LOOK AT THIS VIDEO AGAIN. THIS REALLY HAVE SOMETHING. IT’S A CRAZY WEEK WHEN I AGREE WITH THE PRESIDENT ON SOMETHING, BUT THAT IS, I THINK HE JUST STARTED THE DOMINOES RIEVIRUS THERE. THE NEW YORK MAYOR DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE. THE ONLY PLACE HE WON WAS AMERICAN SAMOA. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEAPER FOR HIM TO JUST BUY AMERICAN SAMOA, FOR THAT MUCH MONEY, THESE ARE THE THINGS MIKE BLOOMBERG COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH $500 MILLION. THIS ORIGINAL DA VINCI. 250 BU BOUGATTIS. 25 OF THOSE HEART OF THE OCEAN NECKLACES FROM “TITANIC.” THE CALGARY FLAMES. HE COULD HAVE PAID FOR ALL OF TRUMP’S GOLF SINCE HE BECAME PRESIDENT. AND WHILE BLOOMBERG MAY NOW BE OUT OF THE RACE HE DID RELEASE ONE FINAL CAMPAIGN AD, WHICH, HAD IT RUN, MAY HAVE PROVEN TO BE HIS MOST EFFECTIVE YET.>>AMERICA, OURS IS A NATION FOUNDED ON IDEAS. WE NEED A CANDIDATE WHO CAN WIN VOTERS’ HEARTS AND MINDS. MIKE BLOOMBERG IS THAT CANDIDATE. HE’S THE ONLY DEMOCRAT RUNNING WHOSE NAME YOU HEAR IN EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK, EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU TURN ON THE TV. YOU’VE SEEN HEM THOUSANDS OF TIMES. BUT LOOK AT HIM. REALLY, LOOK AT HIM. LOOK DEEP INTO HIS EYES. SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THE INEVITABLE. SUBMIT TO BLOOMBERG. THERE IS ONLY BLOOMBERG. BLOOM-BERG.>>I’M MIKE BLOOMBERG, AND YOU’LL DO AS I COMMAND.>>Jimmy: I DON’T KNOW, I GUESS NOT, I GUESS NOW WE WON’T. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO BLOOMBERG IS OUT. HE ENDORSED JOE BIDEN TODAY. AND THIS IS VERY CLEVER. THEY HAVE A GREAT PLAN, ACTUALLY, FOR THE UNSOLD BLOOMBERG CAMPAIGN MERCHANDISE. YOU KNOW HOW BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS THERE’S A SHORTAGE OF THOSE MASKS? WELL, NOT ANYMORE THANKS TO CLEVER TAILORING ON THE TEAM OF TEAM BLOOM BERPG. THERE YOU GO, PROBLEM SOLVED. PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A WELL-KNOWN GERM PHONEE GERMAPHOBE, AND HE’S SAID TO BE GOING AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE SAYING “I CAN’T GET SICK, I CAN’T GET SICK”, HE SUPPOSEDLY BANNED SOME STAFFERS FROM HIS OFFICE. AND YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO HE BLAMES ON THE LIMITS FOR TESTING.>>OBAMA ADMINISTRATION MADE A DECISION ON TESTING THAT TURNED OUT TO BE VERY DETRIMENTAL ON WHAT WE’RE DOING, AND WE UNDID THAT DECISION A FEW DAYS AGO.>>Jimmy: HE ALSO BLAMED PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR POKEMON GO. TRUMP HAS BEEN TELL ADVISING HIS MEETINGS ON THIS. HE HAD A ROUND TABLE WITH THE CEOS OF THE AIRLINES DURING WHICH HE PRESENTED THE BRIEGHT SIDE OF THE CORONAVIRUS.>>IT’S AFFECTING THE AIRLINE BUSINESS AS IT WOULD. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE STAYING IN OUR COUNTRY, SHOPPING AND USING OUR HOTELS IN THIS COUNTRY. SO FROM THAT TANSTANDPOINT I TH THERE’S PROBABLY A POSITIVE IMPACT.>>Jimmy: RIGHT, AND GUESS WHO OWNS HOTELS. THAT’S RIGHT, THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD. MIKE PENCE GAVE A CORONAVIRUS UPDATE. HE BRAGGED THAT THEY HAVE, HE SAID IN A POSITIVE WAY, WE HAVE 2500 TESTING KITS AVAILABLE. THAT’S GREAT, THAT’S LIKE THE SHIP IS SINKING, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE HAVE AN INNER TUBE, JUMP ON. BUT THE PRESIDENT IS NOT WRONG. PEOPLE ARE HOPPINSHOPPING A LOT MOSTLY BUYING HAND SANITIZER, WHICH YOU CANNOT FIND NOW BECAUSE OF PANIC BUYING. THIS IS A TEXT I GOT FROM JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON. HE WON’T FLY, HE WON’T DO ANYTHING. THIS PHOTO YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE IS THE REAL PASSENGER SEAT OF HIS CAR. HE’S GOT CIGARETTES, TOWELETTES AND DOUGHNUTS EVEN. IF THE CORONAVIRUS DOESN’T GET HIM, EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CAR WILL. ALSO A BOTTLE OF COLOGNE IN THE MIDDLE WHICH HE COULD GARGLE IN A PINCH. BE WELL, BABY DOLL. SMOKE HARD AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. SOME SCUMBAGS ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS BY JACKING UP PRICES FOR SANITIZER LIKE PURE EL. THIS IS LISTED ON AMAZON FOR $99. THEY GOT AROUND RULES BY LISTING IT AS A COLLECTIBLE. AND AN 24-PACK OF TRAVEL SIZE PURELE. LYFT REPORTED THEIR BIGGEST DAY OF REVENUE EVER. PEOPLE ARE SCARED TO USE PUBLIC TRANSFORMATION. MAYBE THE HONDA WITH THE BOWL OF COMMUNITY BETH BREATH MINTS ISN’T THE SOLUTION. NOT EVERY COMPANY IS THRIVING, ONE UNFORTUNATELY NAMED PRODUCT HAS BEEN AN UNEXPECTED VICTIM OF AMERICAN STUPIDITY.>>SOME AMERICANS SAY THEY’RE AVOIDING CORONA BEER BALLSECAUS CORONAVIRUS. MORE THAN A THIRD SAID THEY WILL NOT GUY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.>>Jimmy: REALLY? REALLY IN A THIRD OF US? THINK CORONA THE BEER IS CAUSING THE VIRUS IN THAT’S LIKE THINKING GATOR CAUSES AIDS. I FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE. SO WE DECIDED TO GO OUT ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD TO DO OUR OWN UNSCIENTIFIC POLL TO SEE IF WE GOT SIMILAR RESULTS.>>DO YOU THINK THERE MIGHT BE A CORRELATION BETWEEN CORONA BEER AND THE CORONAVIRUS?>>POSSIBLY, IT WOULD BE SOMETHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.>>DO YOU THINK THERE’S ANY CORRELATION?>>INITIALLY, I DID THINK THERE WAS A CORRELATION BETWEEN THE TWO. LUCKILY, I DON’T DRINK.>>GOT YOU. IF YOU DID DRINK, WOULD YOU BE CONCERNED ABOUT DRINKING CORONA?>>YES.>>WHY?>>BECAUSE IT SOUNDS THE SAME.>>ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT A RESU RESURGENCE OF THE ZUMA VIRUS.>>OF COURSE!>>ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT GETTING SOMETHING LIKE BACARDIOSIS?>>OF COURSE, IF MY MOM SEES THIS, SO YES.>>WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU HEARD MIKE PENCE WAS THE HEAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE IN.>>I THINK HE’S THE MOBEST FOR E JOB.>>WHAT ABOUT BARTLES & JAYMES TO WORK ON THE TASK FORCE?>>I THINK THEY’RE QUALIFIED AS WELL.>>WE NEED SOME TECHNOLOGY IN OUR SYSTEMS.>>WHAT ABOUT A FIREBALL.>>THAT AS WELL. SINCE OUR TECHNOLOGY IS IS CONSTANTLY IMPROVING I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT AS WELL.>>HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING HEED TO ADVICE FROM GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS FROM THE SURGEON GENERAL OR CAPTAIN MORGAN?>>YES, AND I’M NOT PANICKING. I’M STAYING CALM. GO DO YOU KNOW IF YOU’RE VACCINATED AGAINST WHITE CLAW?>>I JUST GOT VACCINATED. SO YES.>>WHAT ABOUT WHITE CLAW?>>OH, MY GOD, THAT’S ON TELL IGS AND I’M GOING TO BE LIKE THE [ BLEEP ] IDIOT.

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100 thoughts on “Trump Blames Obama, Americans Blame Beer

  1. What the heck!! What’s wrong with these people? They remind of someone that lives in the white house!! Hahaha

  2. Before or during each coronavirus update, they must pay homage to Donald Trump. The risk is low because testing is low Also, Congress should fund Unemployment Compensation to pay for workers who won`t be paid in the event of shutdowns

  3. "The only difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits" – Albert Einstein

  4. I thought the democrats said they represent the non-white people and the poor & disadvantaged. What's with an all white millionaire & billionaires? Hypocrites.

  5. Why anyone would drink that insipid stuff is beyond me. Maybe that's why you have to jam a piece of fruit in the bottle to give it flavour?

  6. It’s funny how they all spend crazy money under the pretense of helping America and Americans!!!
    If they spent the money on fixing the problems they vow to fix if president, not only would people elect them! But they will always be remembered as the one who promised and delivered.
    After all, spending $500,000,000.00 by one person to only get paid $400,000 !?!
    I think it’s nothing but a certified way to hustle and in the end achieve capital gains afterwards

  7. Yes. We definitely need an age cap on the presidency. As it stands, we are looking at a presidential race between two mentally compromised, elderly men. Not good.

  8. Don’t say anything if you don’t understand the question or what the topic is. The last part if hilariously crazy.

  9. The Trump administration shut down the government's Pandemic response team and defunded the CDC … I suppose that was Obama's fault too.

  10. "Mig-well?" Seriously, what a fuckin' idiot. And I bet that his supporters would say he did that on purpose to make fun of the left. But, the only one being made fun of, is him.

  11. If it's televised it's a waste of time.
    There seems to be an epic lack of intelligence anywhere in televised America !
    Idiocracy lives on !

  12. The Joe Biden video actually just made me feel bad for him. Is Trump right? should Joe be in a nursing home?

  13. The media keeps pushing Biden….who obviously has symptoms of dementia. He smiles & waves but can barely string 3 words together. The public wants Bernie…as they did in 2016. Why in a so called democratic society do we the people not get to pick…it's all about who big money picks.

  14. This is a serious disease and they joke about it, sad wth is wrong with humans nowadays, maybe it’s not the Corina virus, sounds more like humanity depopulation virus 🦠🤔🤔🤔

  15. America calls it self "World Leader" , but you lead by example….. this says it all.
    Gullible people.
    No knowledge behind those eyes and smiles.
    Please do an other broadway show to make it better.
    And maybe it will stop the Ballentine/wodka virus by adding some lemon and a dazzling look in the camera..

  16. It is not a coincidence that 1/3 of the population will not drink Corona because of the virus and 1/3 also voted Trump. I am willing to bet that a majority of those two are cross overs.

  17. With Spotlight on Democratic Race, Trump Is Increasingly Hooverized by Two Colossal Failures: Coronavirus and the Stock Market; US Now Has 220 Cases and 12 Fatalities, Not the Zero Cases Trump Promised; Public Health Effort Increasingly Crippled by Lack of Test Kits; Trump Is Wholly Responsible but Still Tries to Blame Obama; When Will Trump Start Blaming Xi, Author of the Belt and Road Pandemic?; After Raving Statements, Calls Raised for Trump to Shut Up!

  18. American Presidents have a trend of what they look like. If you know what i mean. You dont see many Obese Presidents or young. And all of them have very Distinct and sharp looks, Well most XD.

  19. I can' Help Laughing seeing those Zombies sitting at Trump's Square Administrative Table . Americans U are F'D .

  20. 500 million could've helped a lot of homeless people… in regards to the virus/beer correlation questions I would have liked to have seen the reactions of interviewees who "got" the joke. Did anyone get the joke?

  21. If there was an I.Q. test for voters, nobody would be talking about people like Drumph or Jordan or McConnell or Graham.

  22. I think we should not be surprised about Moron in The Office…watching these …US indeed have chance to win Guinness place in uneducated, "0" IQ…below "0" logic…full brainwashed…country on Planet 🤣🤣🤐

  23. You know what…I think more people should be wearing those masks, not to protect themselves against contaminants but to protect the rest of us from their oral brain-farts! A mute button would be swell as well! The scariest part is, like the Corona virus, they are contagious well before showing symptoms. At a glance, you'd think that is a well mannered, smartly dressed, reasonable member of soc…. "…Initially I did think there was a correlation but luckily I don't drink!" 😯😨🤦‍♂️I'm thinking "why not? Like 45, you don't have much to lose!"

  24. Jimmy , I subscribed the first time I watched this video BUT you are still holding that damn cookie .. MUNCH munch !

  25. Joe Biden probably just picked up thousands of new voters in the Deep South by confusing his wife with his sister.

  26. Someone should take a poll to see how many Americans might believe that the Sun's corona is the source of the coronavirus. "nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people" (H. L. Mencken (1880–1956) MAYBE).

  27. When you remove "survival of the fittest" out of the equation of life… you get retards like these…. unbelievable.

  28. My brother gave me a 6 pack of Coronas for my birthday three days ago. I had to buy limes but I’m fine! I will be returning to Canadian beer however as it is stronger!

  29. A third of us won't drink Corona beer because it has the same name the rest of us won't drink because it's Corona beer aka piss water

  30. Joe confused wife and sister , big deal. how about trump confused Iraq and Syria, when he said " we fired 80 tomahawks to Iraq", reporter immediately corrected " syria" . i wonder what Iraqi govt thought in that couple seconds

  31. That poll about Americans not buying Coronas is not entirely accurate. They polled beer drinkers about what beers they would or wouldn’t buy. It’s not because they’re scared of the virus it’s because they don’t like Corona beers.

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